Six-Word Memoirs

Calling all lovers of aphorism!
Come ye who like to turn a phrase!
Calling Bob Dylan, Paul Westerberg, and Craig Finn! (Must be something in that MPLS water supply.)
Behold yr maudlin effervescent gutter poet!

My friend Chris Cocca recently turned me on to the Six-Word Memoirs site at Smith Magazine. Now Chris is a writer and all, so I'm sure that his six-word memoir would really make your hair stand up. But, in his steps (as it were) I gave it a shot. You too should give it a try. It is surprisingly addictive. I have submitted three.

Yea, three. Maybe you can find them....

Next, I might show you my fortune cookie collection.